For sale: One set of *magic bathroom scales*.
White, reasonable condition, traditional style, measures weight from 0 to 18 stone. Would grace any bathroom, or why not keep them in the bedroom, making it easy to weigh yourself straight after waking?
Special features:
Wipe clean plastic coating Easy read dial Automatically weighs you at 3 stone less than you actually weigh. *
I'll take offers. I'd been weighing myself and thinking "Wow! It's great how I'm losing weight and not dieting or nuthin'. Damn that's good. Funny how I don't look any different, though....". Maybe I'll post them on E-Bay under "supernatural".
*May, on reflection, be broken.
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