When bored out of your tiny mind, why not send letters to people who don't even exist?
Mr C
38 Pootle Lane
Ferckley in the Wold
Botswanadon
BB5 4RR
25 May 2007
Dear Mr Cheese & Onion
Please find enclosed a timetable for eyeball pain / headaches this year.
On the 8th of June, a shower of bastards is expected in the morning. Be sure to take the necessary precautions.
Please contact me if this change causes any difficulties for you.
Yours Sincerely
La Receptionista
Office Ham Sandwich
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