Tuesday 21 August 2007

Faster, Pussycat!

Deranged hair? Check


Eyebrows accidentally over plucked into a permanent expression of surprise? Check


Fat buster tights forming weird triple ridge beneath skirt, around hip area? Check


Legs with stubble you could light a match on, on account of not having shaved? Check


Business entirely as usual. Must be nearly Wednesday then.

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